About the dope who wrote this

Who me? Shucks...(scuffle, scuffle, blush) I'm nuthin special...
I'm a 44 year old fella who's blessed to have a wonderful wife and
a near perfect son.  I work at a small chain of flooring stores
(3, is that really a chain?) in the beautiful Tampa Bay market.
I'm doing this for two reasons: 1. Buying flooring Can be a
difficult, confusing, horrible bit of anti-fun.  I emphasize
CAN be because I want to make it easier for you with advice,
answers, and education about buying floors in Florida.
NO SELLING! I promise.  2. I have been told by everyone that it 
is impossible to make a blog about flooring entertaining.
Luckily for me I am a freaking riot.  I have accepted the
challenge, made a few side bets, and will endeavor to
always bring the funny in what ever I am sharing.
That's it, lemme have it, comments, questions, insults,
fart jokes, I'm up for it.